Video: Dan Quinn Talks About His Latest Prison Stint, His Desire to Fight Randy Couture and Gives Advice to Jesse James

Disclaimer: Dan was unable to consume any Pure H20 tm while in prison, and as such, put on a bit of weight since he did not have the benefit of stevia to melt away fat. Do not be alarmed by his lack of abs in this video) (Video courtesy YouTube/Cold fission, playa) Dan Quinn posted a new video on his YouTube channel last night and in typical DQ style it doesn’t make a whole hell of a lot of sense, but like any train wreck, I’m compelled to watch it. He’s worse than two girls one cup. In this clip, he talks about his 45-day stint in “a level 4 prison,” the fact that he would beat Randy Couture in a pure striking MMA match-up with no kicks or takedowns and weighs in on the Sandra Bullock/Jesse James divorce. The best quote from the video: “When I get fucking spun spun on stevia and weed — because I use Pure H20 tm and stevia to rid my body of all toxins…um…you know what? I kind of become a version of Iron Man.” For the record, when Dan shouts out his prison homies, Spencer, Patrick and “that stud from Canada,” he was not referring to me. I’m going to have to try his money saving suggestion to use stevia in place of cocaine at my “Scarface coke parties.” Remind me, though, when I start doing my whacked out shirtless video blogs for CP to tidy up my room a bit.