Arianny Celeste Banana-Penis Caption Contest: The Winners

As expected, one little picture of Arianny Celeste kissing a genital/fruit statue really seemed to fire your imaginations. And yet, there were zero Mark Coleman references. Hmm. We’ve decided to award CagePotato t-shirts to the three best captions this photo produced. But first, some honorable mentions:

gpop727: I’m sure her father is so proud of his daughter and her healthy food choices

RWilsonR: This picture goes against all stereotypes I’ve heard about yellow penises.

OneMorePunchFujita: Brock Lesnar’s original tattoo choice.

Bob Reilly: That’s Lexington Peele right there.

Bob Reilly (again): Orange you glad she didn’t f**k banana?

And now the winners…

taco96: Arianny certainly has a type.

superflat: Arianny Celeste showing off her Grammy for “Fight to Love Me.”

TrapDoor: I bet that banana really wishes he was kissing Brittney Palmer

If you’re a winner, please send your real name, shirt-size, and mailing address to [email protected] and we’ll hook you up ASAP. Thanks for playing!