Fight Night 69 Highlights/Results: Jedrzejczyk Batters Penne, Kawajiri Smothers Siver, “Mr. Finland” Shines Again + More
(Joanna Champion: The simultaneously most adorable and terrifying woman on the planet, next to Alice from Workaholics.) Jessica Penne is tough as nails, y’all. Unfortunately for her, Joanna Jedrzejczyk has…
Alexander Shlemenko Suspended Three Years by CSAC After INSANE T/E Ratio Revealed
(via Bellator) So not too long ago, it was revealed that former Bellator middleweight champion Alexander Shlemenko had tested positive for elevated testosterone following his win over Melvin Manhoef at…
ICYMI: Vitor Belfort Just Lobbed Two “Quote of the Year”-Worthy Insults at Luke Rockhold
(Knockout via TRT. Photo via Getty.) In addition to laying a physical beatdown on Luke Rockhold back at UFC on FX 8 (and earning himself the “Knockout of the Year”…
On UFC 199, Luke Rockhold, Dominick Cruz, and the Nasty Phenomenon of the “Sore Winner”
(via Getty.) By Asaph Bitner Society tends to deride those who remain defiant even after a decisive and fair defeat. Someone who’s beaten and fails or refuses to accept this…
Chris Weidman Suffers Knee Injury, Title Fight With Lyoto Machida Bumped to UFC 175 in July
(Welp…throw it into the trash-pile with the rest, I guess.) According to UFC.com, UFC middleweight champion Chris Weidman has “suffered a knee injury that will require minor surgery,” and has…
Jason “Mayhem” Miller Arrested AGAIN, Now Being Held on $1 Million Bail [UPDATED]
(via HBO Sports) At this point, there are few jokes left to be made at the expense of Jason “Mayhem” Miller, whose downward spiral over the past five years has…