War Machine: “F*ck an Obama”

Props to Fightlinker for screen-capping the latest dose of brilliance from War Machine’s infamously retarded MySpace blog/bulletins, for the benefit of those of us who aren’t subscribed. Basically, he calls President Obama a “rich…

UFC Fires War Machine’s Dumb Ass

(Fail Machine. Photo courtesy of CombatLifestyle.) Bad news for the fighter whose momma named him Jon Koppenhaver: The UFC has decided to fire “War Machine“ due to an insensitive blog…

Most Injury-Riddled Card Ever?

(Duuuuuuuude.  No.  Photo courtesy of our friends at Fight! Magazine.) In addition to the nauseating injuries to Corey Hill (whose broken leg is seen from a different angle above) and…