Andrei Arlovski May Have Recently Tried to Kill Himself
(Photo courtesy of MMA Mania.) Getting knocked out in two consecutive high-profile fights has to be a devastating blow to a fighter’s confidence. And the idea of Tim Sylvia banging…
Holy S**t! Alert: Fedor Emelianenko Signs With Strikeforce, Will Debut This Fall
(Prof. Fedor‘s freshman seminar on Chaucer, brought to you by St. Petersburg University in co-promotion with M-1 Global. Next week, “The Parson’s Tale”!) As Mike Goldberg would say, “It is…
The Unsupportable Opinion: Thank You, Josh Barnett, for Saving Mixed Martial Arts
(The universal symbol for “I’m choking, and I’m a habitual steroid user.”) On Friday’s edition of SIRIUS Fight Club, I referred to Josh Barnett as “the most notorious steroid-user in…
M-1’s Jerry Millen Mixes Terrible Metaphors with Nonsensical Reasoning, Arrives at Predictable Conclusion
(Okay, someone give him a place, an occupation, and an object and we’ll see if he can spin it into a batshit insane analogy before our very eyes.) So it’s…
Ken Shamrock Slapped With One-Year Suspension After Positive Steroid Test
Such is the sad life of Ken Shamrock — even when he manages to snap a five-fight losing streak by submitting a morbidly obese man with no submission defense or…
Well, There Goes Josh Thompson…And Here Comes Mitsuhiro Ishida
(For the last time, if I agree to make you guys pancakes as soon as we get home will you get in the damn car? The cops will be here…