Kimbo Slice is in p*rn…Again
(Dignity is spelled, “K-I-M-B-O.”)
Remember when we posted this picture and wondered aloud, ‘WTF?’ Well, Fightlinker has discovered the answer and it has left us exclaiming ‘WTF!?’
Turns out the picture was from a p*rn movie that features a cameo from Mr. Kimbo Slice. The title of this p*rn movie is “Farold & Fumar Escape to the Bottomless Party” (link is obviously NSFW, unless you work at Hustler, and if you do, are you guys hiring?). It is a predictably half-assed rip-off of “Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay,” which is itself already a half-assed attempt at a sequel to a half-assed attempt at a movie.
Kimbo plays a Gitmo guard by the name of Big Bud. We know this because he shows up on screen and says, “What’s up bitches? Hey bitches, I’m Big Bud.” And his delivery is bad even for a p*rn movie.
Yeah, I think it’s safe to say Kimbo ain’t getting that part in the A-Team movie. But the p*rn rip-off of the A-Team movie (entitled “Anal Team,” obviously) he’s a shoe-in for that.