The Nine Least Intimidating Fighters in MMA

Sure, it’s a hacky concept that you’ve probably seen before on an MMA forum, but we haven’t weighed in on it yet. Plus, Fighthype recently put together a list on the same theme that really sent us over the edge. (Lyoto Machida and Evan Tanner made their list, among other jacked and crazy-looking sonsabitches.) So without further ado, here are the fighters we wouldn’t mind coming across in a dark alley. Keep in mind that placement on this list is no judgment on their abilities as fighters, just on the fact that they look better suited to customer service or fast food restaurant management than cage fighting. Happy Friday.

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9. Luke Cummo

8. Emmanuel Yarborough

7. Fedor Emelianenko and Wanderlei Silva (only when in drag)

6. Takanori Gomi

5. Gina Carano

4. Chris Horodecki

3 (tie). Bum Chan Kang, a.k.a. “Lee Gwan”; the fatties from DEEP’s Megaton GP

2. Tamdan McCrory

1. Art Jimmerson (on left, with boxing glove)

Who did we miss? Holler at us in the comments section with names and photo links…