BREAKING: Tito Ortiz Off Bellator PPV Card With Neck Injury, No Longer “The Healthiest He’s Ever Been” [UPDATED]

(The reason was to avoid another unnecessary a**-kicking, Tito. DUH. Via Ortiz’s instagram.)

Hey, you guys? Oh my God, you guys. You guys are never going to believe this s**t. It appears that Tito Ortiz’s neck has once again collapsed under the weight of his massive head (via MMAFighting ):

Bellator’s inaugural pay-per-view has been hit by the injury bug. Tito Ortiz suffered a neck injury in training which will keep him out of next weekend’s fight against Quinton Jackson, according to sources with knowledge of the situation. Bellator is currently seeking a replacement for Ortiz, and it is unclear at this time whether Jackson will remain on the Nov. 2 card. There is a chance next weekend’s pay-per-view card turns into a Spike show with Jackson being moved to another event.

Well, at least Tito didn’t wait until 3 days after the fight to announce that he had been injured the whole time. It’s what we like to call “progress.” But seriously, bathroom selfie or it didn’t happen.

[UPDATE] (via Bellator’s official Twitter account ).

I don’t even know where to begin, so let’s go to Dana White for what I predict will be a classy, restrained reaction…

Ohwaitnevermind.

– J. Jones