What’s Seen Cannot Be Unseen Alert: Promotional Still From War Machine’s First Porno

(Make sure you have one of these nearby before you proceed.)

Through the whole War Machine turns to p*rn saga, we’ve been holding onto a scrap of hope that this is all just crazy-talk, like when War said he was going to move to the Philippines because he was under the impression that aggravated assault was legal there. Oh, if only. Waiting for you after the jump is photographic proof that the man-child formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver is officially an adult film actor. And now, a moment of silence for our collective innocence…

(Props: Digital Playground via Bloody Elbow)

My God, War. You were so young and hopeful once.

You can follow War Machine’s life-updates at twitter.com/WarMachineXXX, where War has revealed that he’s already shot with Phoenix Marie (“big ole booty”), and Brandy Blair is next on his hit-list. Also, he really wants to see Boondock Saints 2!